Dear Diary Oops……..this bird did it again…..mmm, not what that young girl in your humans world did, just very long overdue with my “diary session” and I know “big brother” is always watching! Well, where do I start? My life has been turned upside down. The old lady has been on one of her ‘missions’……she should join ‘couch jumping Tom Cruise’….’Mission Impossible’! I have never ever in the 2 years I have been with the ‘old folks, been so perturbed! She had “strangers” coming and going! According to her, while I was eaves dropping, a few home utilities have ‘packed up’. Well, was the old lady in for a shock when she came back from ‘who knows where’! I roamed around the room and got hold of her wrist-watch……do not tell dad, I broke the lock in 3 pieces. I got onto the wingback chair and got stuck into her top with “them fancy pearl buttons”……ouch…….I will not repeat what she said, this is a family site! That will teach her a lesson! Unfortunately for ‘urs truly’…….it ‘back fired’ on me! The next time the old lady went out, I was locked inside my cage…..say no more! You should have seen what I did inside my cage! I am not used to be locked up because I have the “freedom of the flat”! Hopefully the old lady is done with her mission and I can return back to normal. Unfortunately the old man got it! I feel so bad because I have been a very naughty boy! Because of the neglect from the old lady, I have been nipping my dear dad! In future I will take ‘seconds’ on myself but at the same time, I did not spare the old lady! I gave my mom such a nasty bite, I actually ‘drew blood’ from her! We trust this weekend and next week will only bring good things to this nest! Ciao from the “spoilt brat”……but hey I act this way because I can!
