Tiger finds a hole in the Woods

World-famous golfer, Tiger Woods is rumoured to be undergoing treatment for sex addiction at a rehabilitation clinic in Bishopscourt in Cape Town, after recently admitting to cheating on his wife with numerous mistresses.
According to sources, Tiger’s stay at Montrose Place is costing more than R5000 per day, with five-star meals, facilities and accommodation.
Representatives at the clinic have refused to comment on their famous guest, so radio station GoodHope FM decided to provoke one of the security guards outside the clinic with a weed-eater, demanding to speak to Woods.
Tiger has done his best to remain out of the spotlight since the scandal broke at the end of 2009. Hopefully he’ll emerge to make a public statement. Treatment is expected to last up to three months.