In this day and age of utter crap, and the tons of rubbish people spew out about South Africans, we do have a great sense of humour. Apart from the British we have the keen ability to laugh at ourselves and exercise some good wit.Below is a collection of humorous South African Facebook statuses I’ve come across over the past week to illustrate my point: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."Hubert wonders...what is the speed of dark?Dave is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!Dane is single...quick! Now’s your chance!Allan is wondering why blind people like walking the dog so much?Shane is writing a paper called "Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection"Graeme wants to thank everyone for the nice birthday wishes. The not so nice ones were good too.Canerat thinks nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.Steve thinks the force is like duct tape...it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.James is wishing he could meet the guy that looked at a chicken and said, "You know what, im gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its ass!"William is nursing a fantastic hangover.Fred is gleaming the cube - awww yeeaah!Jude is same shit different decadeHubert is wondering who general failure is and why is he trying to read my hard disk?Jeffery is known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!Ross is wondering what will happen if he touches the red wire with the green wir#*&GI'm wondering if anyone has come across or can remember any great statuses themselves? Add them below if you have any to share; and despite all the rubbish currently going on, let us smile once in a while.=)More SA humour:Men vs. Women (pure poetry)
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Big Brother - Ferdi-isms, "He weights about 120 Kgs'"- "It crushed my mind"- (crossed), "We're gonna shovel the cards" (shuffle), "Let sleeping horses lie". Speaking about Hitler and mosquitos (?) "I will amputate him lymph by lymph".Do you want to lawn the mower with this thing"......"It"s not a lawnmower - it's a piss-off machine" Ferdinand Rabie.....the Best Big Brother so far!
Big Brother - Ferdi-isms, "He weights about 120 Kgs'"- "It crushed my mind"- (crossed), "We're gonna shovel the cards" (shuffle), "Let sleeping horses lie". Speaking about Hitler and mosquitos (?) "I will amputate him lymph by lymph".Do you want to lawn the mower with this thing"......"It"s not a lawnmower - it's a piss-off machine" Ferdinand Rabie.....the Best Big Brother so far!
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